When the US economy went into a tail spin it spawned a whole lot of jokes, one liners and wisecracks on the state of things. Here is something I found on one of the sites today and thought I will share with you all.
1. That Brad and Agelina have fired their nannies and are trying to learn the names of their own children.
2. I got a "predeclined" credit card in the mail.
3. If the bank returns your check marked "insufficient funds", you call and ask if they meant you or them ...
4. I ordered a burger at McDonald's, and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
5. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
6. A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
7. The economy is so bad that Exxon-Mobil has laid off 25 Congressmen!!
8. That McDonald's is now selling the "quarter-ouncer".
9. The economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Also best of luck to the student of MBA IInd year who appear for their REIM paper today. All the best guys, do well
Mohandeep Sandhu
