- Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.
- As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
- A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
- You can't have everything - where would you put it?
- Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
- It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
- Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
Mohandeep Sandhu
http://www.crcinida.co.in/
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