- Be nice to America or we'll bring democracy to your country
- The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
- If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
- When all else fails manipulate the data
- I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
- If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
- How is it possible to have a civil war?
- If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
- Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
- With my life I could be on all of Oprah's shows.
- Is life a sexually transmitted disease?
- Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
- Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
- My wife's other car is a broom!
- Avenge Yourself - Be a problem to your children
Mohandeep Sandhu
http://www.crcindia.co.in/
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